Ummmmm, okaaaaaay.................... I guess then that if you are a married person, then you should definitely not drop the wife off to get to check the bags while you park the car. You should park, then hold hands as you walk together to check in your bags, all the while wasting a good 20 minutes of both of your time. At least least you're happy though because you're always together.
How do you make it to work everyday? Or does your wife work at the same company as you in the cubicle right next to yours and you guys have a little cutout in between your cubicle walls so your can hold hands every 10 minutes. Heck, I've been married less than a year and I've already sat a few rows from my wife on a SWA flight because we got to the airport late. I guess that means I'm headed for a divorce. Either that or I'm confident enough in my marriage to realize that sitting 10 feet away from my wife during a 90 minute flight won't lead to the demise of my marriage.