I knew I'd seen this thread before.

I don't know why I didn't notice that Punta Cana pool image the first time around. I had to google it: the pool is indeed real, accessible with Priority Pass, although that image with multiple A380s in the background is apparently not.

As far as birds go, the thread has already covered most of it but perhaps some mountainous destinations? I haven't personally been attacked by birds, but I think of seaside locations and the places likeliest to run across an aggressive bird not afraid of trying to steal a sandwich out of your hand. I can't recall any close interactions with birds when I've been in the Rockies, Alps, etc. Might see them off in the distance but not bothering humans.