Originally Posted by michswiss
Just out of curiosity, what would be a normal reason to call down at 4am, half drunk? Empty minibar?

Actual 4am drunken requests to Whatever/Whenever:
1. What time is it in Hong Kong?
2. Could you send up another bottle of XXXX?
3. Where can I get a hot dog at this time of night?
4. I totally forgot it was XXX's birthday. Can you arrange flowers for later today?
Actually, they did okay on 2-3-4. #1 baffled them, though.