Perhaps I’m not important enough, but I certainly wouldn’t expect a massive global conglomerate to send me some flowers if I injured myself. But then, I also wouldn’t expect anyone on social media to care about my injury, and I wouldn’t argue with a hotel over a bottle of water I can afford to purchase.

I mean, I did injure my shoulder this year and, despite being Hilton Gold, I haven’t received a bouquet from Hilton! Screw those guys, I’m never touching a Waldorf again.