This gets my vote for sentence of the month. I think my favorite parts were "blood...cow...cannabis potassium". It's only the 6th though, still time to beat it.

Tonight, chicken piccata and broccolini. I made the chicken a few weeks ago with no recipe, and probably a couple non-traditional minor tweaks. My wife liked it so much that she's going to try to make it tonight from a recipe. Her version will be more authentic, but it will be interesting to see if she likes it as much.