"We landed on time and at least I wasn't threatened with arrest this time"
Love this: in F to Miami the food was dire and I returned the bulk of it, politely, minus the cheese plate. Watched a movie, fell asleep and was threatened with arrest for being disruptive!
How can you be disruptive when you are sleeping?
Would have loved it if they had actually carried out the threat: at the time I ran a 12 airplane operation, you can guess the type, and I knew what a disruptive passenger was like!