Originally Posted by UAL_Rulez
Two of us were upgraded to F...we wandered back halfway through the flight to check on our "unlucky" co-worker only to find him sandwiched in a middle seat between two stunning, 20-something, lycra-clad twin sister aerobic instructors.

I guess these days, your co-worker would have to tell you about that "experience" since the border police have imposed the "no cross cabin interaction" rule...