“also a hotel sign that explicitly states no outside alcohol allowed on premises........yeah right bud”

Funny you mention that... Been at the hotel
many times and just happened to see that on the way out the door this time. For a property that frequently has nothing open to serve alcohol, this is laughable. It definitely wasnt enforced, we had bottles of wine outside in the seating area near the pool and other guest did too.

On food options, many places there are closed 2-3 days a week. One night we were almost left hungry. Cant imagine it’s going to work well once winter comes around...