Thanks for the replies. Yes, I am crazy and yes I'm looking for a change of scenery.

Also anticipating Hyatt running some form of double nights promo later in the year and I need to stockpile some suite upgrades for future Asia travel. There's a decent Hyatt Place in Macaé that goes for $34 per night. Only other similarly cheap Hyatt I've seen in the Western hemisphere is the Hyatt Place in Cuidad del Carmen in Mexico. Locals call it Cuidad del Crimen for a reason 😜

Again, thanks for the input. Much appreciated.