I'd kick him out and eat the crumbs off the seat

Popeye's is pretty good stuff!
I got on a HA airlines flight recently and all three seats in the row were absolutely covered in crumbs. Kind of made me wonder just how thorough of a sanitizing the plane had received. I think all this Covid 5-step sanitizing stuff is total BS. Companies are all saying the right things to appear to care but I doubt much has changed in flipping/prepping planes between flights.