Originally Posted by platbrownguy

Ambien? Nah, prescriptions are a pain.
Xanax? No thanks.

My preferred method is this: take four glasses and line them up on the counter of the self-service bar. Put ice in the last one. Into the first one, pour 3 ounces of your favorite vodka. Into the second one, pour 3 ounces of your favorite gin. And into the third one, pour 3 ounces of Southern Comfort. Water to fill the last one, which has ice.