The politics of fear strike again!

The sparks who thought all this up no doubt shine ever brighter than Alpha Canis Majoris.

Airport bus capacity limited to 70%, huh? I bet that figure was established as the result of a thorough scientific analysis taking into account vertical and horizontal separation, ventilation, air flow, etc. etc.

Taking public transportation or hailing a cab is of course much much safer than having a healthy family member drop you off, everybody knows that.

Magazines are infamous killers, covered in layers of germs.

And so forth, and so forth.

Welcome on board South Africa's newest airline: Leprosy Airways, a leper colony with wings.

Johan