Worst: Chevy Malibu that was hot boxed. I did have extra concentration that day

Best: My midsize enterprise ended up as a BMW. On the drive to Iowa I got pulled over for going 95 and I told the cop he should've got me earlier when I was going 110. I then got to the plant and the expense police screamed at my for renting a BMW when in fact it was a free upgrade which they couldn't understand.

Weirdest Rental: I was in Budapest in the summer time and had to get a car to head down south to go look at oil. They ran out of cars so I had to shamelessly flirt with the receptionist and she finally hooked me up with something. I did get her number which was great except for the whole being married thing.