In the same vein (ooeer), do BA realise that they are showing something akin to pornography on Omnia this month? It's the Spanish language/English subtitles flick on Channel (7?)

My rule:- If you will insist on reading a newspaper in Why?, make sure the top doesn't continually fold over the seat and the head of the person sitting in front of you....otherwise you may just find yourself being battered to death with an iPod!


(A friend of mine had an innovative solution to this problem. We were all coming back from school one Easter and there were about 10 of us who knew each other scattered across two rows of Y in a 767. I was in the A seat, friend was in the DEF block. The idiot sat behind said friend kept brushing friends head with the end of his paper, despite repeated requests to stop. End result....one paper torn to ribbons and one shell-shocked Telegraph reader....)