Originally Posted by edi-traveller
Don't read porn magazines
Reminds me of a true incident which I actually witnessed myself.
Flying from London to Jersey in relation to a piece of major litigation some years ago, I was accompanied by a gaggle of lawyers including a US lawyer who had his wife to be and her teenage daughter in tow.
At dinner that evening the wife to be and daughter complained that their neighbour had been thumbing through a porno mag throughout the flight.
Half an hour later, into the restaurant walks the opposing legal team spearheaded by the pugnacious head of a major City firm litigation department. I think that you can guess the rest ....