Was running out of time, so I ordered a Chipotle sofritas burrito to go on the way to the airport and put it in my carry-on to eat at the gate. TSA at MCO pulled my bag.

TSA Agent, after opening my bag: Do you seriously have a burrito in here?

Yes, he did swab the foil (I joked with him and said I hope the machine's test results say "delicious"), and he also made me open the foil to prove there was a burrito in there.