I think the reality of technology and the fact that someone is always listening just dawned on my vastly superior half.

Her friend popped in and mentioned a health app in passing. Moments later she was on her phone and one of the banner apps was for that same app.

It was amusing because it looked for a moment like she might throw the thing in the sink out of sheer panic.

Maybe now she'll understand why I use burners for my blue meth side business.