Damn.. they some nice benefits!

But I'm sure if you're spending the required 50mil/year on the card (guess), then ....

a) You've got your own damn boat.
b) Business class is "too scummy" for you.
c) Private jet option is nice, but who has time to fly when you're busy taking care of the more important things in life, such as picking the color for your newly ordered custom designed v14 stretch limo, pimped out bently.

$2k seems a tad cheap for THAT many benefits. no?