How about that 19th century American imperialism

, no roaming on a tropical beach 6,000 miles from home and only 35,000 Skymiles to get there.

Actually, it's great to know I'll be able to easily remain in touch. As the owner of a small business and the breeder of some fine German Shepherd Dogs I've had a hard time relaxing on previous European vacations, fearing something had gone wrong at home. Now I should be able to chill on the beach with my phone beside me, silently indicating everything is okay (hopefully).