"At the airport they had these really cool monitors that showed the aircraft's seat map!!!"
"I marvelled at the fine dining options available to me at EWR, as well as the glamorous method of ordering via iPad!!!"
"I was too stupid to even sit in the right seat because I can't read numbers, and then when I noticed that there were signs indicating that the economy plus seats I paid extra for were far further forward I did nothing except complain about the poor seat pitch of a seat I wasn't supposed to be in."
"The snack box food on UA was delicious, I wish I could get some of that where I live, but I wasn't able to fully enjoy it because I was parched because I was too shy to ask for more water."