Originally Posted by
eponymous_coward
We could have beatings as passengers enter the plane, they would use clubs on non-elites, smaller ones used if you’re wearing a
#3 Seahawks jersey or have the credit card, a slap to the face if you are MVP, a too-tight bone crushing handshake that makes you wince for Golds, and a red carpet and deep curtesy with trumpet flourish and 21 gun salute if you’re 75K.
Sound good?
It does! You have my vote to run the AS Mileage program. Wait. Not having exceeded 4 or 5 flights on AS metal, will I be considered and relegated to second class 75K? Or, do I still get the 21 gun thing too?