Jejejeje! I cannot wait for you to try this and report back to us!

SQ - who are expert and know more of durians than AS or gringo airlines in general - say this:

"The carriage of durians in your cabin and/or checked baggage on our flight is also not allowed."

https://www.singaporeair.com/en_UK/u...cabin-baggage/

MH - who are also expert in durian - say this:

"Malaysia Airlines‏Verified account @MAS
Replying to @johanandro

Hello, @johanandro. Please be informed that carriage of durian fruit is not permitted for both check-in and cabin baggage. -SJ"