Originally Posted by
Irreverent Medusa
Neither, I'm French (well half Corsican

) but my dentist is Spanish and one of my friend's dad is Irish, so does that count

Sing “ole, ole, ole” 3 times, have a siesta and then a Guinness. All (stereotypical) bases covered.
Wearing a giant Guinness hat or sombrero will result in immediate stripping of this honour.