The only feasible way for you is to go the credit card route and add a bunch of EQN through that. Can you put a lot of charges on the card by chance?
I honestly wouldn't recommend doing a regular climb to 60 nights by non/low status stays. It's not enjoyable and a total waste of money.
Word has it some are selling the Globalist fast track on eBay and it works pretty well. Not much to lose if it's a new account without any big points balance on it.