oh.. I was about to call the Maine state department of taxes and revenue to report you for sale tax evasion.(if convicted, I believe the maximum sentence requires you to eat 10 Maine lobsters within 30 minutes)

glad you cleared that up. I once auditioned for a job in Portland. I passed the preliminaries... only to find out that they were in Portland, Maine on the Atlantic coast (not the much bigger Portland in Oregon, which was 2500 miles away on the Pacific coast)