Originally Posted by
TheOldMan
I keep a whistle beside the telephone. They tend to leave you alone for quite a while as they are visiting the doctor.
My weapon of choice is a track by Diamanda Galas called "wild women with steak knives (the homicidal love song for solo scream)" Most of her stuff is fairly experimental - I do like her work and she has an incredible voice - but this track is really far on the vocal experiment scale even by her standards and not one I'd choose to listen to that often