Here's my (very amateur) interpretation rap of maybe what happened (use your imagination and make your own simple rap tune)
I'm a man, I'm a man and I got on the plane
No lockers free and there was disdain
I ain't happy, you know what I'm saying
Cos I'm flying first class and I'm the one paying
I'm a VIP and a very good rapper
All dressed up and I look very dapper
I got a bit cross when tried to use the cupboard
1A said that's mine but he was rubbered
I then spoke to the man who was flying this bird
I said 1A was acting like a turd
At the end of the flight I said I want a refund
They said no so I was kinda stunned
I asked about the EC, 261
As the flight was really not much fun
But I did like the Panasonic I.F.
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So I'm a moving on here as there's nothing to see
Anyone think I have potential a future as a rapping songwriter?
OK, OK....I'll get me coat
