Pro Parenting Tips From WTME - 6th (??) Installmentt
When you're on holiday and at a restaurant to celebrate the 13th birthday of your suddenly totally crazy daughter, do not insist on loudly singing happy birthday to her and making a bit of a scene.
Her dumping her entire glass of water on me, though extreme, might have been amusing in a way had it not resulted in her nearly ruining her 8 minute old phone.
I swear I'm not a bad dad but these kids sure like making me doubt myself!