Dear fellow passengers.

When you're in in your pod seat, and the plane is pushing back ready to depart ... if you really feel the need to be on your phone to your girlfriend at this time, laughing and joking and teasing each other about having sex and who knows what else ... I have just a minor request to you.

Could you, just perhaps, not use speakerphone for that conversation? As difficult as it may be to believe, there's a tiny chance that the entire J cabin is not that interested in listening to both sides of your conversation.