I think margarita girl makes a good point, though. With maybe one exception (at an actual resort), I think I've always looked through the list of 'amenities' and decided I don't care about any of them except for wifi. The hotel is clearly making things up to justify the scam.
Some of the 'amenities' are insulting: a coupon book? Bottles of Pepsi water? Access to the pool? I agree that if properties added real value there would be less backlash and anger about these fees.
Perhaps even a choice of packages:
Resort Package A (maybe more business focused): parking, Enhanced Wifi, several pages of printer use, item pressed or cleaned, etc.
Resort Package B: maybe more for a family
Resort Package C: maybe includes almost everything you'd need