OK, so it's not quite a Tale from the Galley, but I laughed loud and long at your Tale from the Lavatory,
SchmeckFlyer. My co-workers are now looking at me strangely after my outburst - though I suppose that's nothing compared to the looks *you* must have received...
Originally Posted by SchmeckFlyer
I accidentally rang the crew call button while using the lav from CPT to LHR last night. I must have been completely off, because I had no idea why people kept knocking frantically and asking if hadn't died or something of the sort. Finally after three knocks, I started shouting (well, raised my voice over the engines) through the doors that I was fine, and why are you bothering me while I conduct my business, leave me alone, this is not economy so there is no queue etc. etc...
Finally realized the crew button was on

Felt a little embarressed when I emerged; got some odd looks from the crew.