I lost interest in Madonna after sitting in the first concert her tickets broke the £100 mark and thought it wasn't worth it. I think I paid £140 or similar, outside the £££ gold circle seats, so not even the "best seats" for that price. I didn't feel like a fan anymore but a commodity to be exploited.

When I said Graham has gone, I meant he's gone early to Tel Aviv hence why Jack Whitehall hosted his show. He wasn't too bad for a beginner but the guests kind of led him a little at times and the Red Chair was a bit of fix but hey ho.

A week would be a real holiday and fun!