I guess you can't blame RER B for this one, but there was the smelly woman the last time we were going into town. Packed train and we were so wedged into our seats there was no real chance to wiggle, much less move, the person who was in the window seat next to us managed to wiggle out at her stop and before we could even try to adjust to make the now empty seat available the smelly woman mentioned above entered the car and literally launched herself into the air to get to the seat. She was airborne. Mrs. Milepig was seriously bruised. The women then spent the rest of the trip into town alternatively talking to herself and screaming at no one in particular.