How superior do they feel in damp underwear that didn't sufficiently dry hanging on the shower curtain rod? How proud are they frantically seeking a Walmart or international equivalent to resupply the contents of their 311 bag? Are they reduced to being gate lice to avoid that creeping sense of panic induced by the prospect of a full overhead?

One should have a measure of pity for anyone whose life is so bereft of accomplishments they feel smug about their luggage.