I had to call Delta a few days ago, and the agent answered the phone:
"Thank you for calling the Delta
PLATINUM Medallion line, can I help you?"
Jeeeeez! They really know how to make you feel bad! . . . .
This was the first time I had to call since I dropped from the glamour and glory of Diamond status. Couldn't they have been a little passionate and a little more soothing for the first phone call?!?!?