Hi

I have some questions

1. Can I upgrade my sandwich to a roll?

2. Is it better to upgrade one's sandwich or to get a free sandwich?

3. Do I get better service if I upgrade my sandwich?

4. If I upgrade my sandwich do I have to sit with the riff-raff? [hang on... I AM the riff-raff!]

5. Why is the super special high speed french croissant lying at the end of the counter and looking rather burnt?

6. Why are the sandwiches at counter U always late or cancelled?

7. Can I get vegemite on my sandwich? "I come from a land down under..." [Apologies to Men at Work]

8. Why does the Malaysian sandwich always run out of butter?

9. How come the Australian sandwich has always been served perfectly every time and there has never been a cooking accident?

10. Why does every second person want the Hawaiian sandwich?

11. Why is there a web board on the internet devoted to people who want to collect points to buy sandwiches or upgrade them to rolls? [who ARE these people???]

12. Who was that guy who just came in and asked for 1000 puddings?



cheers Peter