Bisonrav, thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's nearly 03:30 am Sydney time and I am still working and was starting to nod off as I started work at 07:30 am (which is now 'yesterday'). I still have 4 hours of work to do before I leave the house at 09:00 am to get to the airport to catch a flight. I popped over to FT BAEC forum to find something to wake me up.
It did not disappoint.
Your post made me giggle so much that I stopped nodding off and now I am refreshed enough to tackle more work