This delightful package apparently arrived at my UK residence earlier today:
Sadly it was just the bag tags I ordered:
Why oh why can't UA send me the darn physical card if they're already sending out the bag tags I ordered. Why do they have to make this so hard for me?! Can't they understand I'm a lowly student who only spends $2,000 on K fares to re-qualify for Gold every year?! Platinum and 1K are stretch for me! Some people want to have a souvenir of their years on the hedonic treadmill that is airline status re-qualification!
-James