In my case the crew were the opposite on a LHR CAI. Drinks and meal completed in under 90 minutes. Raid the larder stripped bare in under 3 hours and crew vanished into F cabin that at least 6 of us had been decanted from st the gate.
add to this a filthy disgusting 787 and you have an airline that is simply incapable of living up to the hyperbole it peddles in TV ads.

i have an F redemption soon and then it star alliance for a change, for seriously lower fares and direct aisle access in business.