i can dig out my fat guy pants i guess.sigh..nice and loose vs my tight jeans i normally wear. just wonder why after a year of flying they are bad now. plus i usually stuff 5 days clothing in tiny free personal item so i really dont wanna overload my bag and wear my baggy fat jeans just to avoid a scanner..sigh.

maybe if they offered me a paid alternative so i didnt have to have a 65 yr old guy to feel me up i wouldnt mind it. why not offer this option? have hot sexy girls feeling up guys, no ones gonna complain