During dinner, the conversation turned to security screening and Haley jokingly suggested that it would be fun to pack an adult toy in the bag just to see the screener's reaction.
I'll admit it. This posting inspired me to do the same thing and "bait" my carry-on. Bummer -- usually I get wrapped up in the shoe fetish and my carry-on isn't searched anymore. I'd love to have it happen at a place like DFW where there is no "privacy" area.