Originally Posted by
ricktoronto
They are planning to make them specific to occupation or interests of the passengers:
Landing Chard : Vegan
Landing Lard : Pastry chefs
Landing Mallard: Duck enthusiasts
Landing Bard: Shakespeare academics
Landing Hard: New pilot on board
Landing, Pard: For cowboys
Landing (Do) Tard: Politicians
Landing Oxnard: Passengers connecting to small California airports
And not to forget
Landing Sparred : people who start fights onboard
Landing Scarred : people who get injured in fights onboard