Dingo's Kidneys......bored.
The wife's out on a hen night, there's sod all on TV (apart from big bloody brother), I've drunk a bottle of Ravenswood but it's had zero effect, so I've just opened another one.
To keep OT I've just read the rules for buying BA miles......riveting.
Maybe I'll come back in an hour or so after the second bottle and write some CT-UK or dnw style dnurken dvriel.