Originally Posted by TSAMGR
Female screener asked me why I picked her, I responded "because you know how to shut it off" (yes, she took it as a joke)

Um, TSAMGR, this is off thread, but you really ought to be careful about a remark like that. Humorous (to a point) yes, but probably borderline harassment, no matter how friendly or personal your relationship is with that staffer. Maybe you're being facetious here, but that's something that could get you fired. The correct comment is that you wanted a female screener to put the pax more at ease with what was obviously a very embarrassing and personal item.
Maybe I've been indoctrinated at work about harassment too much, but that really seems like an out of line comment and you really shouldn't have made it in reality or even here in fun.