Four take-aways:

1) Good luck with the pedantic color-coding. We know how well that’s worked for Homeland Security.

2) Let’s see you find a home for all those fancy new pillars at LAX Gate 30-something. It’s already Wild Kingdom down there!

3) When at first you don’t succeed (in making C+ a real “class” of service), try, try again!

4) Now all those poor, unwaived AX spend DMs who suddenly find themselves in PM (Purgatory Medallion?) hell will experience the full wrath of their vindictive god — Delta the Merciless!