Reminds me of a story at DFW:

I arrive by the trolley from downtown Dallas. The one and only airport trolley stop is at the AA end of the airport a few terminals down from where Delta flies out of. TSA screener dude looks and sounds like the sheriff on "Smokey and the Bandit." Says, "Why don't you go to the Delta terminal?" I reply, "I'm taking the (airside) monorail; and besides, I just got here on the trolley." Smokey wannabe cop says, "I don't like the way Delta boarding passes look (holding the paper pass)." Coworker says, "No big deal," As in "Let him through dummy."