“ Congratulations!! You have reached C-W-S Level 2. Keep going! You only have 98 more levels before you reach Tin at Level 100. A free set of Tin coloured eye mask and earplugs is on it’s way to you. Useful if you end up on the main deck of our fabulous 747-800s. “

Seriously, well done you for enduring and / or enjoying a lot of time in the air and at airports. #onelife