Originally Posted by deepbluetee

An extremely large lady, with an inevitable American accent

her superfluous anatomy

her abundant derriere would otherwise have been free to spill-out into the aisle.

attempted to wedge herself

unpleasantly warm and clammy.

requesting a normal extension would have been as pointless as peeing on a forest fire.

an enormous elephant's bottom,

my seat-mate's quite unique odour

my three-seat-wide seat-mate

sadly it didn't appear to provide her with the motivation to avoid the free meal.