Nope. Not even. The styles are identified and that's enough for me. Conehead or otherwise, an IPA will be bitter. Likewise the amber will be a little on the malty side. I enjoy trying beers and failures are part of the experience. I think I would be a little irked at paying $12 for a a 10 ounce anything, but I'll pay more for craft.

Second point of contention. Nothing actually happens during a baseball game. I used to go to baseball games for the beer. I probably still would except there isn't a game within 50 miles of here.