My life is one long showbiz whirl of Tescos.

Ealing, Hammersmith Broadway, St John's Wood, Goodge Street, Liverpool Street, Wimbledon (out of stock), Surrey Quays, Oxford Street (except it's not there any more - they are turning it into a Waterstones), Finchley.

Regardless. I have accrued 10,100 points and I feel just. Just, and, indeed, righteous.

One question, having just this minute popped my supermarket delivery cherry, do they actually refund your credit card for the goods they have 'substituted'? I naturally rejected all produce not of a cheese or pesto flavoured all-butter nature, but I'd like not to pay thirty odd quid for the stuff I sent back.